San Francisco-based publishing company McSweeny's is looking for new columnists. For the third year in a row, the job will go to talent sourced through an online competition.

McSweeny's are looking for writing that is engaging and interesting, in a “we know it when we see it” way. The contest organisers caution against trying to replicate existing columns.

There is no word limit, though articles over 2000 words tend not to work online in this contest.

Submissions should contain: